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We have a huge range of slogan Tops for both men and women and our slogans can be printed onto any of the garments we offer.

See More Kids Slogans

Click to order : 'Mum said no. Let’s ask Grandma'

Mum said no. Let’s ask Grandma

Click to order : 'LITTLE MONSTER'

LITTLE MONSTER

Click to order : 'Saw it. Wanted it. Threw a tantrum. Got it!'

Saw it. Wanted it. Threw a tantrum. Got it!

See More Attitude Slogans

Click to order : 'Do not mess with me You will not win'

Do not mess with me You will not win

Click to order : 'I may not be perfect but I’m so damn close it scares me'

I may not be perfect but I’m so damn close it scares me

Click to order : 'Leave me alone, I’m remarkably lazy'

Leave me alone, I’m remarkably lazy

See More Top Ten Slogans

Click to order : 'Chaos, panic and disorder... my work here is done'

Chaos, panic and disorder... my work here is done

Click to order : 'Don’t piss me off I’m running out of places to hide the bodies'

Don’t piss me off I’m running out of places to hide the bodies

Click to order : 'Come to the Darkside We have Cookies'

Come to the Darkside We have Cookies

See More Sex Slogans

Click to order : 'Chef in the kitchen Slut in the bedroom'

Chef in the kitchen Slut in the bedroom

Click to order : 'I swear officer she was awake!'

I swear officer she was awake!

Click to order : 'It’s my monkey and I’ll spank it as fast as I like'

It’s my monkey and I’ll spank it as fast as I like

See More Office Slogans

Click to order : 'I love deadlines I especially like the whooshing sound they make when they shoot past'

I love deadlines I especially like the whooshing sound they make when they shoot past

Click to order : 'PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again'

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again

Click to order : 'SEAGULL MANAGER A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves'

SEAGULL MANAGER A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves

See More Girly Slogans

Click to order : 'Angel in training'

Angel in training

Click to order : 'Hand over the chocolate and no one will get hurt'

Hand over the chocolate and no one will get hurt

Click to order : 'Anyone who says money isn’t everything doesn’t know where to shop'

Anyone who says money isn’t everything doesn’t know where to shop

See More Alcohol Slogans

Click to order : 'I am not an alcoholic Alcoholics go to meetings'

I am not an alcoholic Alcoholics go to meetings

Click to order : 'BEER KING'

BEER KING

Click to order : 'VODKA QUEEN'

VODKA QUEEN

See More Office Slogans

Click to order : 'I love deadlines I especially like the whooshing sound they make when they shoot past'

I love deadlines I especially like the whooshing sound they make when they shoot past

Click to order : 'PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again'

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again

Click to order : 'SEAGULL MANAGER A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves'

SEAGULL MANAGER A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves

See More Body Slogans

Click to order : 'THE MAN THE LEGEND (with arrows)'

THE MAN THE LEGEND (with arrows)

Click to order : 'If your dick was as big as your mouth I’d be interested'

If your dick was as big as your mouth I’d be interested

Click to order : 'If your tits were as big as your arse I’d be interested'

If your tits were as big as your arse I’d be interested

See More Chat Up Slogans

Click to order : 'Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?'

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

Click to order : 'Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?'

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Click to order : 'I may not be the best looking guy in here but I’m the only one talking to you'

I may not be the best looking guy in here but I’m the only one talking to you

See More Knockbacks Slogans

Click to order : 'Buy me another drink you’re still ugly'

Buy me another drink you’re still ugly

Click to order : ''

Click to order : 'I will never be THAT drunk'

I will never be THAT drunk

See More Statement Slogans

Click to order : 'Everybody is somebody elses weirdo'

Everybody is somebody elses weirdo

Click to order : 'Touch me and I’ll kill you'

Touch me and I’ll kill you

Click to order : 'I am NOT a morning person'

I am NOT a morning person

See More Mind Slogans

Click to order : 'BACK OFF! You’re standing in my aura'

BACK OFF! You’re standing in my aura

Click to order : 'I don’t hear the voices I AM the voices'

I don’t hear the voices I AM the voices

Click to order : 'I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public'

I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public