Mind Slogans - Adult Hoodies

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Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental	BACK OFF! You’re standing in my aura	Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I don’t hear the voices I AM the voices	I don’t know what your problem is but I bet it’s hard to pronounce	I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier

I need therapy…RETAIL THERAPY!	I only do what the little voices tell me to do	I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public

I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.	I’m as confused as a baby in a topless bar	I’m as sane as you, or him, or Elvis over there!

I’m leaving this world...you coming?	I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 20 years.	I’m not weird I’m gifted

I’m only smiling because I don’t know what’s going on	I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...	I’m with Stupid (arrow up)

Insanity is my only means of relaxation.	INSOMNIAC	Is it time for your medication or mine?

It’s all going to end in tears...	It’s not paranoia if they really are after you	I’ve got an inferiority complex, but its not very good

LOST THE PLOT	My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.	My reality check bounced.

My Rice Krispies told me to do it	Nobody knows I’m strange	Not the brightest crayon in the box are you?

Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most	PSYCHO BITCH FROM HELL	PSYCHO MAGNET

PURE EVIL	Room temperature IQ	Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

Some days it’s not even worth gnawing the straps	Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I wake up	Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realise you weren’t asleep.

Therapy is expensive Bubblewrap is cheap You choose	Wicked Abnormal Reckless Perverted Evil Degenerate	WARNING MANIAC - Keep out of reach of children

Why DID the chicken cross the road?	Yes I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes they have very good ideas	You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

You can’t make someone love you you can only stalk them and hope for the best	You know when you’re sitting on a chair & you lean back so you’re just on two legs, then you lean too far & you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.	You’re just jealous because the little voices are talking to me

You’re proof that evolution can go backwards!
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