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Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental'

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental

   BACK OFF! You’re standing in my aura'

BACK OFF! You’re standing in my aura

   Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.'

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
 
I don’t hear the voices I AM the voices'

I don’t hear the voices I AM the voices

   I don’t know what your problem is but I bet it’s hard to pronounce'

I don’t know what your problem is but I bet it’s hard to pronounce

   I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier'

I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier
 
I need therapy…RETAIL THERAPY!'

I need therapy…RETAIL THERAPY!

   I only do what the little voices tell me to do'

I only do what the little voices tell me to do

   I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public'

I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public
 
I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.'

I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

   I’m as confused as a baby in a topless bar'

I’m as confused as a baby in a topless bar

   I’m as sane as you, or him, or Elvis over there!'

I’m as sane as you, or him, or Elvis over there!
 
I’m leaving this world...you coming?'

I’m leaving this world...you coming?

   I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 20 years.'

I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 20 years.

   I’m not weird I’m gifted'

I’m not weird I’m gifted
 
I’m only smiling because I don’t know what’s going on'

I’m only smiling because I don’t know what’s going on

   I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...'

I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

   I’m with Stupid (arrow up)'

I’m with Stupid (arrow up)
 
Insanity is my only means of relaxation.'

Insanity is my only means of relaxation.

   INSOMNIAC'

INSOMNIAC

   Is it time for your medication or mine?'

Is it time for your medication or mine?
 
It’s all going to end in tears...'

It’s all going to end in tears...

   It’s not paranoia if they really are after you'

It’s not paranoia if they really are after you

   I’ve got an inferiority complex, but its not very good'

I’ve got an inferiority complex, but its not very good
 
LOST THE PLOT'

LOST THE PLOT

   My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.'

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

   My reality check bounced.'

My reality check bounced.
 
My Rice Krispies told me to do it'

My Rice Krispies told me to do it

   Nobody knows I’m strange'

Nobody knows I’m strange

   Not the brightest crayon in the box are you?'

Not the brightest crayon in the box are you?
 
Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most'

Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most

   PSYCHO BITCH FROM HELL'

PSYCHO BITCH FROM HELL

   PSYCHO MAGNET'

PSYCHO MAGNET
 
PURE EVIL'

PURE EVIL

   Room temperature IQ'

Room temperature IQ

   Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.'

Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
 
Some days it’s not even worth gnawing the straps'

Some days it’s not even worth gnawing the straps

   Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I wake up'

Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I wake up

   Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realise you weren’t asleep.'

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realise you weren’t asleep.
 
Therapy is expensive Bubblewrap is cheap You choose'

Therapy is expensive Bubblewrap is cheap You choose

   Wicked Abnormal Reckless Perverted Evil Degenerate'

Wicked Abnormal Reckless Perverted Evil Degenerate

   WARNING MANIAC - Keep out of reach of children'

WARNING MANIAC - Keep out of reach of children
 
Why DID the chicken cross the road?'

Why DID the chicken cross the road?

   Yes I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes they have very good ideas'

Yes I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes they have very good ideas

   You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.'

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
 
You can’t make someone love you you can only stalk them and hope for the best'

You can’t make someone love you you can only stalk them and hope for the best

   You know when you’re sitting on a chair & you lean back so you’re just on two legs, then you lean too far & you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.'

You know when you’re sitting on a chair & you lean back so you’re just on two legs, then you lean too far & you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.

   You’re just jealous because the little voices are talking to me'

You’re just jealous because the little voices are talking to me
 
You’re proof that evolution can go backwards!'

You’re proof that evolution can go backwards!

  

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