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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. In the office I have a work station. Need I say more?	A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick up the arse.	Can I trade this job for what’s behind door number 2?

Destined for Fame	I love deadlines I especially like the whooshing sound they make when they shoot past	I used to think I wanted a career Now I realise I just want a paycheck

It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.	Learn from the mistakes of others You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself	MOUSE POTATO The on-line, wired generation’s answer to the couch potato

Of course I don’t look busy...I did it right the first time	On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.	PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again

SALMON DAY The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end	SEAGULL MANAGER A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves	Thank f**k it’s Friday

Thank fuck it’s Friday	This isn’t an office It’s HELL with fluorescent lighting	You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
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