Kids Slogans - Ihateronaldo

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0 to Naughty in 6 seconds	And your cry-baby whiny opinion would be...?	Angel in training

Baby of the family	Ban Baby Oil Stop the senseless slaughter	Better than Barbie

Blame my parents	Chaos, panic and disorder...my work here is done	Daddy’s Little Angel

Do not mess with me You will not win	Does my bump look big in this? (printed on belly)	Don’t call me infantile you stinky bum poo-poohead

Don’t treat me any differently than you would the Queen	FRAGILE Handle with care	Going down the garden to eat worms

Granny Magnet	Hand over the chocolate and no one will get hurt	Heart-Breaker

Highly Excitable	Humpty Dumpty was pushed	I didn’t ask to be a princess but if the crown fits...

I don’t ask for much. Just my own way.	I love Boobies	I was born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things got worse.

If I’d known having grandchildren was so much fun, I’d have had them first!	If it’s always the quiet ones it must never be me	If you think my cheeks are big, you should see my mums bum!

If you think I’m messy, you should meet my dad!	I’m only smiling because I don’t know what’s going on	I’m with my Grandad

I’m with my Grandma	INSOMNIAC	It’s all going to end in tears...

Its always the quiet ones	Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.	Leave me alone, I’m remarkably lazy

LITTLE MONSTER	Mum said no. Let’s ask Grandma	Mummy’s Little Angel

My Rice Krispies told me to do it	No Angel	Not the brightest crayon in the box are you?

Saw it. Wanted it. Threw a tantrum. Got it!	Small but Dangerous	That’s it! I’m off to grandads

That’s It! I’m off to Grandmas	The big brother has entered the room	The big sister has entered the room

U wanna mess with me?	Vertically challenged	Who are these kids and why are they calling me DAD?

Who are these kids and why are they calling me GRANDAD?	Who are these kids and why are they calling me GRANDMA?	Who are these kids and why are they calling me MUM?
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