Kids Slogan

These can be used to make slogan T-shirt or used to make any other slogan top. If you don't want a slogan T-shirt you can pick what you want the slogan on along with all the other option on the next page.

Select a slogan you like from the list below

0 to Naughty in 6 seconds'

0 to Naughty in 6 seconds

  And your cry-baby whiny opinion would be...?'

And your cry-baby whiny opinion would be...?

  Angel in training'

Angel in training

 
Baby of the family'

Baby of the family

  Ban Baby Oil Stop the senseless slaughter'

Ban Baby Oil Stop the senseless slaughter

  Better than Barbie'

Better than Barbie

 
Blame my parents'

Blame my parents

  Chaos, panic and disorder...my work here is done'

Chaos, panic and disorder...my work here is done

  Daddy’s Little Angel'

Daddy’s Little Angel

 
Do not mess with me You will not win'

Do not mess with me You will not win

  Does my bump look big in this? (printed on belly)'

Does my bump look big in this? (printed on belly)

  Don’t call me infantile you stinky bum poo-poohead'

Don’t call me infantile you stinky bum poo-poohead

 
Don’t treat me any differently than you would the Queen'

Don’t treat me any differently than you would the Queen

  FRAGILE Handle with care'

FRAGILE Handle with care

  Going down the garden to eat worms'

Going down the garden to eat worms

 
Granny Magnet'

Granny Magnet

  Hand over the chocolate and no one will get hurt'

Hand over the chocolate and no one will get hurt

  Heart-Breaker'

Heart-Breaker

 
Highly Excitable'

Highly Excitable

  Humpty Dumpty was pushed'

Humpty Dumpty was pushed

  I didn’t ask to be a princess but if the crown fits...'

I didn’t ask to be a princess but if the crown fits...

 
I don’t ask for much. Just my own way.'

I don’t ask for much. Just my own way.

  I love Boobies'

I love Boobies

  I was born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things got worse.'

I was born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things got worse.

 
If I’d known having grandchildren was so much fun, I’d have had them first!'

If I’d known having grandchildren was so much fun, I’d have had them first!

  If it’s always the quiet ones it must never be me'

If it’s always the quiet ones it must never be me

  If you think my cheeks are big, you should see my mums bum!'

If you think my cheeks are big, you should see my mums bum!

 
If you think I’m messy, you should meet my dad!'

If you think I’m messy, you should meet my dad!

  I’m only smiling because I don’t know what’s going on'

I’m only smiling because I don’t know what’s going on

  I’m with my Grandad'

I’m with my Grandad

 
I’m with my Grandma'

I’m with my Grandma

  INSOMNIAC'

INSOMNIAC

  It’s all going to end in tears...'

It’s all going to end in tears...

 
Its always the quiet ones'

Its always the quiet ones

  Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.'

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

  Leave me alone, I’m remarkably lazy'

Leave me alone, I’m remarkably lazy

 
LITTLE MONSTER'

LITTLE MONSTER

  Mum said no. Let’s ask Grandma'

Mum said no. Let’s ask Grandma

  Mummy’s Little Angel'

Mummy’s Little Angel

 
My Rice Krispies told me to do it'

My Rice Krispies told me to do it

  No Angel'

No Angel

  Not the brightest crayon in the box are you?'

Not the brightest crayon in the box are you?

 
Saw it. Wanted it. Threw a tantrum. Got it!'

Saw it. Wanted it. Threw a tantrum. Got it!

  Small but Dangerous'

Small but Dangerous

  That’s it! I’m off to grandads'

That’s it! I’m off to grandads

 
That’s It! I’m off to Grandmas'

That’s It! I’m off to Grandmas

  The big brother has entered the room'

The big brother has entered the room

  The big sister has entered the room'

The big sister has entered the room

 
U wanna mess with me?'

U wanna mess with me?

  Vertically challenged'

Vertically challenged

  Who are these kids and why are they calling me DAD?'

Who are these kids and why are they calling me DAD?

 
Who are these kids and why are they calling me GRANDAD?'

Who are these kids and why are they calling me GRANDAD?

  Who are these kids and why are they calling me GRANDMA?'

Who are these kids and why are they calling me GRANDMA?

  Who are these kids and why are they calling me MUM?'

Who are these kids and why are they calling me MUM?

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