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Alcohol Slogans - Ladies Fitted T-shirts

These can be used to make slogan Ladies Fitted T-shirts or used to make any other slogan top. If you don't want a slogan Ladies Fitted T-shirts you can pick what you want the slogan on along with all the other option on the next page.

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60mg of Prozac keeps me going	A closed mouth gathers no beer	All livers are evil and should be punished

BEER KING	Everyone needs something to believe in and I believe I need another beer	For gods sake don’t give me any more drugs

I am not an alcoholic Alcoholics go to meetings	I could buy you some drinks or we could skip the niceties and just f**k	I could buy you some drinks or we could skip the niceties and just fuck

I drink therefore I am	I would give up drinking but I’m not a quitter	I would give up smoking but I’m not a quitter

It only takes one beer to get me drunk, can’t remember if it’s the 8th or the 9th one!	Its your round	LEGALISE IT

Rehab is for QUITTERS	Retox in progress	Sometimes too much drink just isn’t enough

1 Tequila 2 Tequila 3 Tequila Floor!	Too pissed to care	VODKA QUEEN

Why do I feel so thirsty when I drank so much last night	Winners don’t lose drugs	You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
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