Attitude Slogans - Ladies Vest Tops
These can be used to make slogan Ladies Vest Tops or used to make any other slogan top. If you don't want a slogan Ladies Vest Tops you can pick what you want the slogan on along with all the other option on the next page.
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 0 to Naughty in 6 seconds |
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 Ahhh...I see the f**k-up fairy has visited again... |
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 Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited again... |
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 All stressed out and no one to choke |
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 And Your Problem is...? |
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 Beautiful Individual That Causes Hardons |
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 Better than Barbie |
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 CAUTION I go from 0-BITCH in 1.5 seconds |
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 Do I look like a f**king people person? |
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 Do I look like a fucking people person? |
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 Do not mess with me You will not win |
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 Don’t call me infantile you stinky bum poo-poohead |
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 Don’t go away mad...just go away! |
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 Don’t piss me off I’m running out of places to hide the bodies |
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 Don’t treat me any differently than you would the Queen |
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 F**K OFF I’ve got enough friends |
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 F**k off ugly |
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 FUCK OFF I’ve got enough friends |
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 Fuck off ugly |
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 How can I miss you if you won’t go away? |
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 I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of s**t |
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 I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit |
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 I got out of bed for THIS? |
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 I have plenty of talent and vision I just don’t give a damn. |
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 I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? |
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 I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. |
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 I may not be perfect but I’m so damn close it scares me |
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 I was born intelligent - education ruined me. |
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 If I called you a stupid idiot it would be an insult to stupid idiots! |
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 If I had a face like yours I’d teach my arse to smile! |
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 If it’s always the quiet ones it must never be me |
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 If you can read this you are standing too close F**k off |
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 If you can read this you are standing too close Fuck off |
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 If you think I’m a bitch you should meet my mother! |
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 I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. |
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 I’m not a bitch, I’m the bitch and to you I’m MISS BITCH |
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 I’m not perfect but parts of me are f**king excellent |
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 I’m not perfect but parts of me are fucking excellent |
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 I’m not superficial, I just don’t like ugly people |
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 I’M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN |
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 I’m really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me |
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 I’m unique you’re just ugly! |
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 It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying. |
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 It starts with F and ends in Off and it’s got UCK in the middle |
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 Its always the quiet ones |
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 Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. |
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 Leave me alone, I’m having a crisi |
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 Leave me alone, I’m remarkably lazy |
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 Little Miss Selfish |
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 Nice person, wrong planet |
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 No Angel |
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 No I am not married No I do not have a boyfriend No I do not fancy you No I do not fancy your mate No I am not a lesbian |
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 Nosey little s**t aren’t you? |
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 Nosey little shit aren’t you? |
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 Not tested on animals....yet |
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 Okay, okay! I take it back. UNF**K you!!! |
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 Okay, okay! I take it back. UNFUCK you!!! |
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 PR@ |
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 Rearrange this well-known phrase - OFF SOD |
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 Saw it. Wanted it. Threw a tantrum. Got it! |
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 Some people are only alive because it’s against the law to kill them |
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 Start the day with a smile and get it over with |
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 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning |
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 To save time later lets just assume I know everything |
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 Too many freaks Not enough circuses |
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 U wanna mess with me? |
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 WARNING Contains bitterness and resentment |
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 WARNING Next mood swing, 3 minutes |
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 Well aren’t we just a ray of bloody sunshine? |
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 What part of F**K OFF don’t you understand? |
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 What part of FUCK OFF don’t you understand? |
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 Why do the weirdos always sit next to me? |
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 You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing. |
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 You’re confusing me with someone who gives a s**t |
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 You’re confusing me with someone who gives a shit |
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