Miscellaneous Slogan

These can be used to make slogan T-shirt or used to make any other slogan top. If you don't want a slogan T-shirt you can pick what you want the slogan on along with all the other option on the next page.

Select a slogan you like from the list below

Always remember you’re unique Just like everyone else'

Always remember you’re unique Just like everyone else

   Back up there Sparky!'

Back up there Sparky!

   Ban Baby Oil Stop the senseless slaughter'

Ban Baby Oil Stop the senseless slaughter
 
Been nowhere, did nothing, STOLE the T-shirt'

Been nowhere, did nothing, STOLE the T-shirt

   Blood is thicker than water... tastes nicer too!'

Blood is thicker than water... tastes nicer too!

   Born in HEAVEN, living in HELL'

Born in HEAVEN, living in HELL
 
Boy Racer Girl Chaser'

Boy Racer Girl Chaser

   Can I trade this life for what’s behind door number 2?'

Can I trade this life for what’s behind door number 2?

   CAUTION Contents are HOT!'

CAUTION Contents are HOT!
 
Chaos, panic and disorder...my work here is done'

Chaos, panic and disorder...my work here is done

   Come to the Darkside We have Cookies'

Come to the Darkside We have Cookies

   Destined for Fame'

Destined for Fame
 
Eat one live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.'

Eat one live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

   ESSEX BLOKE and proud of it'

ESSEX BLOKE and proud of it

   ESSEX GIRL and proud of it'

ESSEX GIRL and proud of it
 
Everyone should love animals They are so tasty'

Everyone should love animals They are so tasty

   Fabulous Intelligent Talented'

Fabulous Intelligent Talented

   Girl Racer Boy Chaser'

Girl Racer Boy Chaser
 
Going down the garden to eat worms'

Going down the garden to eat worms

   Granny Magnet'

Granny Magnet

   Hard work may have never killed anyone, but why chance it?'

Hard work may have never killed anyone, but why chance it?
 
Heart-Breaker'

Heart-Breaker

   HELP! I’m having an out-of-money experience'

HELP! I’m having an out-of-money experience

   Highly Excitable'

Highly Excitable
 
I ain’t gettin’ on no damn plane fool!'

I ain’t gettin’ on no damn plane fool!

   I am a bomb technician If you see me running try to keep up'

I am a bomb technician If you see me running try to keep up

   I am one of those bad things that happen to bad people'

I am one of those bad things that happen to bad people
 
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always'

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always

   I married Mr Right. I just didn’t know his first name was Always'

I married Mr Right. I just didn’t know his first name was Always

   I started out with nothing still have most of it left.'

I started out with nothing still have most of it left.
 
I was born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things got worse.'

I was born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things got worse.

   If I’d known having grandchildren was so much fun, I’d have had them first!'

If I’d known having grandchildren was so much fun, I’d have had them first!

   If you can read this then the bitch has fallen off (printed on back)'

If you can read this then the bitch has fallen off (printed on back)
 
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen'

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

   I’m always in the shit only the depth varies'

I’m always in the shit only the depth varies

   I’m blonde what’s your excuse?'

I’m blonde what’s your excuse?
 
I’m naturally blonde please speak slowly'

I’m naturally blonde please speak slowly

   Money isn’t everything...There’s also MasterCard & Visa'

Money isn’t everything...There’s also MasterCard & Visa

   My face is up here (up arrows)'

My face is up here (up arrows)
 
My other girlfriend is blonde'

My other girlfriend is blonde

   My sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others'

My sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others

   Never judge a man by his t-shirt'

Never judge a man by his t-shirt
 
No, I haven’t found Mr Right But I have found Mr Cocky Mr Know-it-all, Mr Tight and Mr Ugly'

No, I haven’t found Mr Right But I have found Mr Cocky Mr Know-it-all, Mr Tight and Mr Ugly

   Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.'

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

   Not all women are annoying. Some are mute.'

Not all women are annoying. Some are mute.
 
Of course I look shit, it’s Monday'

Of course I look shit, it’s Monday

   Peace, love and all that shit'

Peace, love and all that shit

   Professional Ornithologist'

Professional Ornithologist
 
Serving Suggestion : DEFROST'

Serving Suggestion : DEFROST

   So many men, so few who can afford me'

So many men, so few who can afford me

   Some mornings I wake up miserable, others I let her sleep'

Some mornings I wake up miserable, others I let her sleep
 
Some mornings I wake up miserable, others I let him sleep'

Some mornings I wake up miserable, others I let him sleep

   Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.'

Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.

   The more crap you put up with the more crap you will get'

The more crap you put up with the more crap you will get
 
The one who dies with the most toys wins'

The one who dies with the most toys wins

   This is the only clean T-shirt I’ve got left'

This is the only clean T-shirt I’ve got left

   Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.'

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
 
Whatever'

Whatever

   When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried'

When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried

   Who are these kids and why are they calling me DAD?'

Who are these kids and why are they calling me DAD?
 
Who are these kids and why are they calling me GRANDAD?'

Who are these kids and why are they calling me GRANDAD?

   Who are these kids and why are they calling me GRANDMA?'

Who are these kids and why are they calling me GRANDMA?

   Who are these kids and why are they calling me MUM?'

Who are these kids and why are they calling me MUM?
 
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.'

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

  

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