Sex Slogans - T-shirts

These can be used to make slogan T-shirts or used to make any other slogan top. If you don't want a slogan T-shirts you can pick what you want the slogan on along with all the other option on the next page.

Select a slogan you like from the list below

After sex with me, even the neighbours need a cigarette'

After sex with me, even the neighbours need a cigarette

   All men are idiots, I married their king'

All men are idiots, I married their king

   Batteries NOT included'

Batteries NOT included
 
CAUTION Flirting in progress'

CAUTION Flirting in progress

   CAUTION I go from 0-HORNY in 2.5 drinks'

CAUTION I go from 0-HORNY in 2.5 drinks

   Chef in the kitchen Slut in the bedroom'

Chef in the kitchen Slut in the bedroom
 
Come on then, if you think you’re hard enough'

Come on then, if you think you’re hard enough

   Cum on then, if you think you’re hard enough'

Cum on then, if you think you’re hard enough

   Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians'

Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians
 
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?'

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?

   FREELANCE GYNAECOLOGIST'

FREELANCE GYNAECOLOGIST

   GOOD IN BED'

GOOD IN BED
 
I ain’t cummin’ so you’re going'

I ain’t cummin’ so you’re going

   I could buy you some drinks or we could skip the niceties and just f**k'

I could buy you some drinks or we could skip the niceties and just f**k

   I could buy you some drinks or we could skip the niceties and just fuck'

I could buy you some drinks or we could skip the niceties and just fuck
 
I don’t DO commitment'

I don’t DO commitment

   I fuck on the first date'

I fuck on the first date

   I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?'

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
 
I promise I won’t tell your mum'

I promise I won’t tell your mum

   I swear officer she was awake!'

I swear officer she was awake!

   I take sweets from strangers'

I take sweets from strangers
 
I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.'

I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.

   If I followed you home would you keep me?'

If I followed you home would you keep me?

   If this doesn’t turn you on you ain’t got no switches'

If this doesn’t turn you on you ain’t got no switches
 
If we are what we eat then I could be you by morning.'

If we are what we eat then I could be you by morning.

   I’m not wearing anything under this T-shirt'

I’m not wearing anything under this T-shirt

   I’m too pissed to f**k suck my c**k instead'

I’m too pissed to f**k suck my c**k instead
 
I’m too pissed to fuck suck my cock instead'

I’m too pissed to fuck suck my cock instead

   I’m very good in bed I go straight to sleep'

I’m very good in bed I go straight to sleep

   I’m wearing mens boxers'

I’m wearing mens boxers
 
I’m wearing a g-string'

I’m wearing a g-string

   It’s my monkey and I’ll spank it as fast as I like'

It’s my monkey and I’ll spank it as fast as I like

   It’s only kinky the first time!'

It’s only kinky the first time!
 
Just because you have one does not mean you should act like one'

Just because you have one does not mean you should act like one

   Lesbian trapped in a mans body'

Lesbian trapped in a mans body

   Love thy neighbour Just don’t get caught'

Love thy neighbour Just don’t get caught
 
My wife’s good in bed, but better in the kitchen!'

My wife’s good in bed, but better in the kitchen!

   Nice legs what time do they open?'

Nice legs what time do they open?

   One mood, all the time HORNY'

One mood, all the time HORNY
 
Organ donor - Apply within'

Organ donor - Apply within

   Orgasms Are Your Own Responsibility'

Orgasms Are Your Own Responsibility

   People Wearing Slogan T-Shirts Do It Better.'

People Wearing Slogan T-Shirts Do It Better.
 
Phone your mum and tell her you aren’t coming home tonight'

Phone your mum and tell her you aren’t coming home tonight

   Remember my name you’ll be screaming it later'

Remember my name you’ll be screaming it later

   Same time next week?'

Same time next week?
 
Save a virgin, do me instead'

Save a virgin, do me instead

   SAVE WATER Shower with your boy friend'

SAVE WATER Shower with your boy friend

   SAVE WATER Shower with your girl friend'

SAVE WATER Shower with your girl friend
 
See you next Tuesday'

See you next Tuesday

   Sex is like air. It’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.'

Sex is like air. It’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.

   So many men, so little time'

So many men, so little time
 
So many women, so little time'

So many women, so little time

   Sperm bank, make your deposits here'

Sperm bank, make your deposits here

   Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me'

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me
 
TONSIL SPECIALIST'

TONSIL SPECIALIST

   Two away from a threesome'

Two away from a threesome

   Two’s company three’s the result'

Two’s company three’s the result
 
Virgin'

Virgin

   Wanna play army? I’ll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me.'

Wanna play army? I’ll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me.

   Wanted - Good man. Must be rich with own boat and sports car. Please send picture of boat and sports car'

Wanted - Good man. Must be rich with own boat and sports car. Please send picture of boat and sports car
 
WARNING Contains Nuts'

WARNING Contains Nuts

   Well it’s not going to suck itself'

Well it’s not going to suck itself

   You have 206 bones in your body want one more?'

You have 206 bones in your body want one more?
 
You Me Handcuffs Whipped Cream Any Questions?'

You Me Handcuffs Whipped Cream Any Questions?

   Your boyfriend is good in bed'

Your boyfriend is good in bed

   Your clothes would look great in a heap on my bedroom floor'

Your clothes would look great in a heap on my bedroom floor
 
Your girlfriend is good in bed'

Your girlfriend is good in bed

  

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